Alright. It’s blog time. Or semi-blog. It’s my first entry...Got about 3 hours of sleep because I woke up at like 4am with a nasty stomach attack. Been up ever since. It’s now 9:30. Anyway, in that time I watched Tuesday’s Pretty Little Liars and...Wait for it...THE SEASON PREMIERE OF BACHELOR PAD! Seriously. I didn’t even know they were DOING another season. So I guess I do owe something to this stomach ache. But okay I really think Hulu is getting OUT OF CONTROL with their ads, don’t you? First off, it used to be ONE ad, now its 3? But this is my favorite: Tweet Ad? Really? Is that something people like...do? No. It isn’t. No one, EVER, has saw an ad while streaming and thought “OH MY GOD I have to tweet this to Jessica, she is gonna SHIT when she finds out there’s a new ADHD medicine!” Sure Hulu, keep telling yourself your marketing strategies are working. You know i’m an avid pusher of the “Is this ad relevant to you” button.

This is NEVER a problem, Hulu, why are you apologizing for things that don’t need an apology? An entire 55 seconds of silence. Ahh...Just the relaxing moment of zen I needed. It’d be a whole 90 seconds if I picked the “longer ad experience.” Yeah that’s another one. “Choose your ad experience” I just pick the one that sounds least awful. And last rant about Hulu, but as if they don’t harass me enough with their ads, they pull this shit on me. I don’t use a cell phone. I don’t drive a car. I DON’T MAKE DECISIONS IN THE HOUSEHOLD. See how it says Survey 1 of 1 over there in the top left? Well soon enough that number is gonna rise and rise until you’re takin 8 surveys to watch a 30 second clip on some actresses wardrobe malfunction. There seems to be a lot of those on Hulu and the press seems to only have that ONE photo of the incident so they Ken Burns the shit out of it until your vomiting from motion sickness.

Natalie Portman, thus she is a “Poor Man’s Natalie Portman.” Actually more like Middle-Class man’s Natalie Portman. She does look a lot like her. Such a bummer she had to go . Over ERICA that walking bag of botox and silicone. However, Erica if you’re reading this, i’m a fan because you are into astrology. What are you a Gemini? Yeah i’m goin with that. Okay and last thought about Bachelor Pad is that there’s a gal on there named Blakeley. Okay now, call me crazy but doesn’t that sound like what Blake Lively’s tabloid name would be if she were in an asexual relationship with herself? I don’t know...Blakeley. Doesn’t sit well. Speaking of sit well. My stomach needs some baking soda. I may blog later, this is kind of fun, but for now I gotta start planning for my set tonight which will be dedicated to Paige aka Middle-Class Man’s Natalie Portman.